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Fire Fart

The loon in me always wanted to do this. I even tried many times with failed attempts. Watching this dood actually did it and even lit up a candle in the process was a big disgrace. I’m a fucking failure.

I’m starting to think it’s a racial thing. All my buddies back in the Pasadena could do it. Is it because I’m Asian? That I’m not cool like that? What the fuck??

4 comments on “Fire Fart”

  1. James Weirick says:

    Don’t be down on yourself man. Its not racial, but I think its only about 60% of people whose bodies actually produce the necessary gases to ignite their farts. I can’t do it either. In fact, the only thing I could do was make a candle flicker.

  2. transience says:

    i guess being asian has its perks. you get to extinguish the flame if ever it becomes uncontrollable. :)

  3. JErm says:

    James, I’ve always liked to be in the minority. I guess I’ve been wrong. If 60% of all people can do that then I’d rather stick to the 40% that can’t. LOL.

    transience, what with my weak farts? :-P Welcome back goddess! :D

  4. Alexine says:

    All I can say is this: o.O;;

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