The loon in me always wanted to do this. I even tried many times with failed attempts. Watching this dood actually did it and even lit up a candle in the process was a big disgrace. I’m a fucking failure.

I’m starting to think it’s a racial thing. All my buddies back in the Pasadena could do it. Is it because I’m Asian? That I’m not cool like that? What the fuck??

I’m not sure where I acquired the fascination from but I’m finding myself in love with this Korean chick. It might’ve been Ivy who started the whole thing. Yes I think it was Ivy you booger! Well here she is and her name is Hyori Lee and she can kick Britney Spears’ ass any day of the week.

I could really use a change in life, so watching this massive truck transform into a robot is like enlightenment for me.