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		<title>Check Out My Santa&#8217;s Helpers</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Dec 2009 06:31:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JErm</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve been good this year so it&#8217;s time for me to put on my Santa outfit and play with my sexy subordinates. Or not. Either way, how I spend my Christmas is probably of no concern of yours. But I do want to wish all my good friends out there a very joyful Christmas. I [...]]]></description>
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<p>I&#8217;ve been good this year so it&#8217;s time for me to put on my Santa outfit and play with my sexy subordinates. Or not. Either way, how I spend my Christmas is probably of no concern of yours. But I do want to wish all my good friends out there a very joyful Christmas. I hope you&#8217;re relaxing somewhere surrounded by loved ones. Ho Ho Ho!</p>
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		<title>how to upgrade to iphone os 3.0 7a341 safe and sound</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Jun 2009 09:16:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JErm</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[in this article i show step by step instructions on how to upgrade your iphone 3g with firmware 2.2.1 (5h11) to os 3.0 7a341]]></description>
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<p>this post documents my attempt(s) in upgrading my iphone 3g 2.2.1 to the leaked iphone os 3.0 7a341. why the leaked version? because i&#8217;m too impatient to wait for the <a href="http://www.apple.com/iphone/softwareupdate/">official release</a> on june 17th.</p>
<p><strong>first i read this article on gizmodo:</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://i.gizmodo.com/5284779/iphone-os-30-now-available-in-torrent">http://i.gizmodo.com/5284779/iphone-os-30-now-available-in-torrent</a></p>
<p><strong>i got excited and i went hunting for the torrent, which i found here:</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://thepiratebay.org/torrent/4942338/iPhone_OS_3.0_3G_GM_Golden_Master_7A341_%5Bkenfun%5D">http://thepiratebay.org/torrent/4942338/iPhone_OS_3.0_3G_GM_Golden_Master_7A341_%5Bkenfun%5D</a></p>
<p>(fyi my iphone 3g is jailbroken)</p>
<p>moving on..</p>
<p>first open itunes and plug your iphone to your computer. under summary option+click restore and choose the iPhone1,2_3.0_7A341_Restore.ipsw that you downloaded from the torrent. hit ok and the iphone will restore / upgrade.</p>
<p><strong>ok my first two attempts failed. no need to panic. take a deep breath (or take a panadol) and think.</strong></p>
<p>possible causes:</p>
<p>1. my iphone was jailbroken so there were some incompatible files lurking around</p>
<p>2. i forgot to upgrade to itunes 8.2 *doh*</p>
<p><strong>back to business&#8230;</strong></p>
<p>4:40pm &#8211; i restored my iphone to factory default so i have a brand new iphone. now downloading itunes 8.2</p>
<p>4:50pm &#8211; installing itunes 8.2</p>
<p>4:54pm &#8211; itunes installed, restoring from downloaded ipsw file again *fingers crossed*</p>
<p>4:55pm &#8211; restoring iphone software&#8230;</p>
<p>4:57pm &#8211; verifying iphone software&#8230; (this is where it failed before.. TWICE!! so i&#8217;m praying on my knees as i type this)</p>
<p>5:00pm &#8211; restoring iphone firmware (good sign, right right?)</p>
<p>5:03pm &#8211; &#8220;your iphone has been restored to factory settings.. blah blah blah&#8221; &#8211; yippee!! *wipessweatoffmyforehead*</p>
<p>5:04pm &#8211; iphone rebooted, unlocked my sim pin, and it pops up on itunes</p>
<p>5:05pm &#8211; restoring iphone from backup (iphone shows &#8220;restore in progress&#8221;)</p>
<p>5:06pm &#8211; restore completed, iphone restarting again</p>
<p>5:08pm &#8211; iphone is syncing, restoring my apps, music, videos, contacts, etc.</p>
<p><strong>i will conclude this here since the sync will take quite a while. everything seems normal and besides the failures in my original attempts the entire process was pretty easy and straightforward. so if you&#8217;re a little bit adventurous and you don&#8217;t mind missing your cracked apps until an official jailbreak is released, i got your back!</strong></p>
<p><strong>more resources:</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.iphoneheat.com/2009/06/download-iphone-os-30-gm-gold-master-7a341/">http://www.iphoneheat.com/2009/06/download-iphone-os-30-gm-gold-master-7a341/</a></p>
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		<title>how to speed up leopard boot up time</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Apr 2009 11:16:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JErm</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[after many months of use any normal computer would tend to bog down and become very sluggish. not macs right? wrong! well my leopard install is now sitting on a 500gb hd and i tell you it is slooooow!! so in search of solutions on speeding up my macbook (and also the annoying 2 minute [...]]]></description>
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<p>after many months of use any normal computer would tend to bog down and become very sluggish. not macs right? wrong! well my leopard install is now sitting on a 500gb hd and i tell you it is slooooow!!</p>
<p>so in search of solutions on speeding up my macbook (and also the annoying 2 minute boot up time), i found this link: <a href="http://discussions.apple.com/thread.jspa?messageID=5859407&amp;tstart=0">http://discussions.apple.com/thread.jspa?messageID=5859407&amp;tstart=0</a></p>
<p>in a nutshell:</p>
<p>1. in home directory/library/cache&#8230; put this folder in trash and then reboot and then empty the trash</p>
<p>2. reset the pram, begin to restart and when the screen goes black just before is restart, press apple/option/p/r all together, wait for the machine to bong twice and let go.</p>
<p>this helped the startup time and the generally speed of the system. in my case it cut down boot up time by about 30 seconds. not too bad.</p>
<p>but i also want to speed up the overall performance of my mac. so i did two additional steps:</p>
<p>1. in system preferences, go to accounts and find the login items tab. delete anything you don&#8217;t need.</p>
<p>2. defrag your harddisk. yes macs don&#8217;t need to be defragged yadi yadi yada but in reality files bigger than 20mb aren&#8217;t automatically &#8220;managed&#8221; so they can fragment and bog up your system. i use idefrag for this but you can find whatever works for you.</p>
<p>3. clean up your desktop. the more icons you have the heavier your system will be. also on the desktop hit command+j and turn off show icon preview.</p>
<p>that&#8217;s it. hopefully by the time you finish all these your mac can fly again.</p>
<p>if you got more tips post them in the comments!</p>
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		<title>why you need to learn chinese</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Feb 2009 21:21:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JErm</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[22% out of 6.6 billion people in the world are online.  that is a whopping 1.4 billion internet users on the globe (not counting alien residents).  and most of them are concentrated in 2 and a half countries?!  well 20 shown here but you know what i mean.  it&#8217;s pretty amazing that indonesia (where i&#8217;ve [...]]]></description>
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<p>22% out of 6.6 billion people in the world are online.  that is a whopping 1.4 billion internet users on the globe (not counting alien residents).  and most of them are concentrated in 2 and a half countries?!  well 20 shown here but you know what i mean.  it&#8217;s pretty amazing that indonesia (where i&#8217;ve stuck for the last God knows how long) is in that list.  at least they&#8217;re ahead of australia.  but look at china.  their internet growth has been over 1000% in the raise since 2000, as opposed to america&#8217;s measly 130% growth over the same span of time.  soon half the net will be in chinese.  so moral of the chart is&#8230;</p>
<p><strong>we fucking need to learn chinese, quick.</strong><strong><br />
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		<title>disemvoweling</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Nov 2008 12:29:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ths pst dsn&#8217;t hv ny vwls n t cz dn&#8217;t lk vwls nymr.  vwls r vl nd vwls crt myhm n ths wrld.  mgn wrld wtht vwls hw pcfl lf wll b nd hw btfl hmn ntrctn wll b. f y knw hw t rd ths thn y&#8217;r lrdy n th clb. ds.  pc.  ltr [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p>ths pst dsn&#8217;t hv ny vwls n t cz dn&#8217;t lk vwls nymr.  vwls r vl nd vwls crt myhm n ths wrld.  mgn wrld wtht vwls hw pcfl lf wll b nd hw btfl hmn ntrctn wll b.</p>
<p>f y knw hw t rd ths thn y&#8217;r lrdy n th clb.</p>
<p>ds.  pc.  ltr mthrfckrs.</p>
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