A dude friend of mine who is a PHP coder asked me two days ago how I ranked up #1 in Google for the keyword JErm. I told him I was the JErm!! 
He then wondered how I got a PR5 and how search terms like 3dsmax5 or hentai tentacles would put me up on page 1 of the results.
He was continuously feeding my ego.
Then he asked how he could get up there for his domain keyword, navelo. Right now if you search navelo, his CMS Class listed on phpclasses.org would come up first, but his domain navelo.com is deeply burried within the results.
That pisses him off!
This post, supposedly, would give me a page 1 Google listing for the keyword navelo, thus fulfilling my attempt to drive him nutster! 
But I’ll be nice and credit the guy, so here’s his website: navelo.com
I am a web geek living in paradise, sometimes I take photos.
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uh-oh. feeding your ego. be careful lest it grows too big.
Don’t forget where I got it from!
i’m not worthy!
Didn’t I say that to you a few centuries ago? And hey speaking bout readership I get a feeling you’re my only reader.. thanks a bunch!! You make blogging more.. how do I say this.. fragrant?
i don’t think i’m your only reader. but i do comment a lot, don’t i?
I only count people who comment.. hehe.. I guess I’m just moronic like that! In actuality though, I get ~150 unique hits per day.. how many do you get? I guess most people just come and go around here.. not many stick around for long.
you know what, i don’t really know. i guess people just pass by, but to the ones who come back and make their presence known, i hold them dear. that means you, too.
Thanks!
But you know why I come.. for the pleasant smells! 
hahahahahahaha! you meant you sniffed me out from the great blogosphere? you’ve got a good nose.
It’s a curse of vampires.. we have extra sensitive senses!
woohoo! yay for you.
I wish I had better vision though, I still can’t get a focused image of you yet.
why? what sort of image do you need?
I don’t know, anything visual in the shape of you?
you want me to comment on my general shape or the shapes of my shape?
Whatever part of you you’re willing to share with me!
i’m petite. there.
Err.. so is my mum! Are you saying you look like my mum?
haven’t seen your mum, but i bet she’s really nice. (i’m hedging, aren’t i? hehe.)
Yeap she’s gorgeous! [that's past tense btw] Come on bomb my inbox with a JPEG!
you’re adorable, hehe! why are you so interested? isn’t my bjork avatar enough?
Your bjork avatar is hot but I could use visuals on the scent I’m smelling everyday!
maybe someday.
interesting……. I guess i’m google’s one and only entry for my site because I suck. I tried to reach your friend’s site and got a white scrambled page, not a website. weird. p.s. thanks for the link to that chyrnoble story, never seen that on the net before.
Jen » Yeah dude’s site is fucked up.. btw I stole his keyword already!
HAHAHAHA!!! LOL
Hilarious post…now I know not to tell you my site. :p
*lol* There’s no business in this, didn’t get me any more traffic than I wanted to, so don’t worry!