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Thursday, November 25, 2004, 10:13 am

A dude friend of mine who is a PHP coder asked me two days ago how I ranked up #1 in Google for the keyword JErm. I told him I was the JErm!! :D

He then wondered how I got a PR5 and how search terms like 3dsmax5 or hentai tentacles would put me up on page 1 of the results.

He was continuously feeding my ego.

Then he asked how he could get up there for his domain keyword, navelo. Right now if you search navelo, his CMS Class listed on phpclasses.org would come up first, but his domain navelo.com is deeply burried within the results.

That pisses him off!

This post, supposedly, would give me a page 1 Google listing for the keyword navelo, thus fulfilling my attempt to drive him nutster! :-P

But I’ll be nice and credit the guy, so here’s his website: navelo.com

{ 27 comments… read them below or add one }

transience November 25, 2004 at 10:33am

uh-oh. feeding your ego. be careful lest it grows too big.

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JErm November 25, 2004 at 10:37am

Don’t forget where I got it from! ;)

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transience November 25, 2004 at 10:47am

i’m not worthy!

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JErm November 25, 2004 at 11:10am

Didn’t I say that to you a few centuries ago? And hey speaking bout readership I get a feeling you’re my only reader.. thanks a bunch!! You make blogging more.. how do I say this.. fragrant? ;)

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transience November 25, 2004 at 11:44am

i don’t think i’m your only reader. but i do comment a lot, don’t i? :)

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JErm November 25, 2004 at 11:47am

I only count people who comment.. hehe.. I guess I’m just moronic like that! In actuality though, I get ~150 unique hits per day.. how many do you get? I guess most people just come and go around here.. not many stick around for long.

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transience November 25, 2004 at 11:55am

you know what, i don’t really know. i guess people just pass by, but to the ones who come back and make their presence known, i hold them dear. that means you, too. ;)

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JErm November 25, 2004 at 12:08pm

Thanks! :D But you know why I come.. for the pleasant smells! ;)

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transience November 25, 2004 at 12:15pm

hahahahahahaha! you meant you sniffed me out from the great blogosphere? you’ve got a good nose.

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JErm November 25, 2004 at 12:18pm

It’s a curse of vampires.. we have extra sensitive senses!

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transience November 25, 2004 at 12:23pm

woohoo! yay for you. ;)

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JErm November 25, 2004 at 12:52pm

I wish I had better vision though, I still can’t get a focused image of you yet.

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transience November 25, 2004 at 1:48pm

why? what sort of image do you need?

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JErm November 25, 2004 at 7:45pm

I don’t know, anything visual in the shape of you? ;)

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transience November 26, 2004 at 6:59am

you want me to comment on my general shape or the shapes of my shape? ;)

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JErm November 26, 2004 at 9:25am

Whatever part of you you’re willing to share with me! ;)

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transience November 26, 2004 at 10:56am

i’m petite. there. ;)

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JErm November 26, 2004 at 11:36am

Err.. so is my mum! Are you saying you look like my mum?

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transience November 26, 2004 at 11:52am

haven’t seen your mum, but i bet she’s really nice. (i’m hedging, aren’t i? hehe.)

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JErm November 26, 2004 at 2:28pm

Yeap she’s gorgeous! [that's past tense btw] Come on bomb my inbox with a JPEG! ;)

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transience November 26, 2004 at 2:43pm

you’re adorable, hehe! why are you so interested? isn’t my bjork avatar enough? ;)

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JErm November 26, 2004 at 2:50pm

Your bjork avatar is hot but I could use visuals on the scent I’m smelling everyday! ;)

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transience November 26, 2004 at 8:52pm

maybe someday. :)

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Jen November 27, 2004 at 10:14pm

interesting……. I guess i’m google’s one and only entry for my site because I suck. I tried to reach your friend’s site and got a white scrambled page, not a website. weird. p.s. thanks for the link to that chyrnoble story, never seen that on the net before.

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JErm November 29, 2004 at 8:07am

Jen ยป Yeah dude’s site is fucked up.. btw I stole his keyword already! :-P

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Ryan November 30, 2004 at 4:38am

HAHAHAHA!!! LOL
Hilarious post…now I know not to tell you my site. :p

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JErm November 30, 2004 at 10:31am

*lol* There’s no business in this, didn’t get me any more traffic than I wanted to, so don’t worry! ;)

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