Azumi
Nothing beats kawaii Japanese warrior with blood all over her:
For 90cents I watched Azumi and Azumi 2: Death or Love. It’s amazing how guys like me can sit all day watching cute female assasins kill everyone on the screen. I can forget work, eat, sleep, even getting a real girlfriend.
But in the end why you die does matter.
August 20th, 2005 at 12:08am
I watched Azumi long time ago. I didn’t know Azumi 2 is already out; have to watch it asap.
August 20th, 2005 at 8:18pm
I got the double bundle DVD, the picture quality wasn’t so great. I’m gonna have to look for the singles. This is definitely worth collecting.
August 24th, 2005 at 7:35pm
My girlfriend got this on DVD yesterday, i’m sitting down right with a cup of coffee and chocolate biscuits to watch it. I’ll report back in just over 125 minutes
August 24th, 2005 at 9:16pm
Are you done yet? Let us know how you liked it!
August 24th, 2005 at 9:54pm
Well, what can I say. Exactly what i’ve come to expect from an Asian assassin movie. Cue your East Asian beauty queen come heroine (phwaaah!), a wacko master who convinces the assassins to kill each other before the movies even got underway. A she-male in a white cloak, who I was glad to see get ass-kicked by a WOMAN in the end (thank god, I would have cut his throat while he was sleeping, the annoying *%”!*)… Then what gives with the heroine turn teenage mutant ninja mermaid at the end ?
Sorry, i’m not a big fan of blood, murder , more blood and severed limbs. But it was nicely filmed and the scenery was just awesome. I would have taken that sword of Azumi from the very start though, a tiny petite thing like that with such a big sword, she could take someones bloody eye out for goodness sake. “Now now Azumi, put that sword down and come over here, I’ve got something else for you to play with.. its not as sharp, but…” cough cough… Muhhahahahahaha!!
I have to say though that the Asian women have the best smiles in the world. Every time I see an Asian woman/girl smile it just takes my breath away, because let’s be honest, they look pretty miserable for the most part and getting a smile out of them is like seeing something for the very first time. (Sorry Keat-Eng, don’t beat me…)
August 25th, 2005 at 9:04pm
Dude you gotta fly your ass to Asia and get your ass kicked by a samurai or a kung fu master. Your little unsharp toy wouldn’t worth a cent here. Muhahaha.. Anyway dude glad you liked the girl, but if we’re gonna be friends you gotta keep up with the bloody girls…
August 25th, 2005 at 9:28pm
Don’t get me wrong dood.. i think they are great films, i’ve always liked asian movies, especially the ghost story type! But i’m just not a huge fan of blood and guts!
August 25th, 2005 at 10:38pm
Naw dude I was just telling you that sometimes you gotta deal with a little bit of gore in life is all.
September 3rd, 2008 at 9:04pm
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