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Sometimes I want to be normal but normal doesn’t appeal to me. Most people work ONE job, have ONE life, and date ONE girl or marry ONE wife. No I’m not saying I have ten girlfriends (would be nice though wouldn’t it ), but I do have THREE jobs, actually FOUR now but I’m quitting one in December. Maybe I should call them PROJECTS instead of JOBS, but I treat every project like a job, and each and everyone of them consume tons of my time. Now while most people work during the day, have nice dinners in the evening, go party, get drunk, etc. I work during the day, I work the entire evening and I even work in the wee hours. The moments in between are spent for recharging only, like eating and sleeping. I hardly get to play like any little boy would. When I hang out with my friends I bring my laptop with me so I can work while talking to them. When I crap I put a stool in front of me so I can put my laptop on it and check my email. I don’t like life here, so I tend to resort to my SECOND life. I’m known to be half vampire half human, and I do suck people’s blood (girls necks) whenever I get a chance to. Flying doesn’t come naturally though, but I’m thinking about taking lessons. Sometimes I want to be normal but normal doesn’t appeal to me.

5 comments on “Normal”

  1. twice translated says:

    i resigned myself to being an outlier, if not an outcast altogether, a long time ago.

    and you know–i’m okay with that :)

  2. JErm says:

    I’m not exactly outcasting myself here, but for me to actually step outside and mingle with these humans I’ll have to work on my massive contextual abilities. :cool:

  3. Extremelee says:

    Dood. Welcome to my world. BROTHER! Muhahaha

  4. James says:

    I’ll second, no wait, fourth that statement. Normal is overrated.

  5. jess says:

    u dun talk like the Jerm i used to know almost 4 years ago i guess?? :?: wat happened to my beloved brother??? u r normal…being urself is wat i like about u :) take care bro n miss u always :P

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