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Health Hazard MacBook

I like my laptop sleek and black with glowing ambience at the back. I like it light and thin I can hide it in my bag and take it places I go. I like how it sits strong on the desk and can last hours wire-free at the cafes. I like how girls steal glances when they pass and fantasize my 5 pound machinery. I like how it has a brain large enough to contest with the library of Alexandria. I like how it collects more tunes than Lollapalooza and plays flicks you don’t see on cable.

But. it. breaks. my. fucking. back.

Maybe I need one of these.

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