Da Chronicles of Jeremiah - Zion, Da Bitch ‘n Da Damn Dope
I lost my wisdom today, or found it. Somebody help me figure this out. Assuming that I’m a full grown adult I’m supposed to have 32 teeth. Well, two of them only come out at full moon, so I’m down to 30. For 28 or so days of the month this condition affects my chewing negatively, so I decided to have my upper wisdom teeth removed*. That’s where little demons food remnants hide anyway. I thought I’d better take care of this before I hit Zion KL. Anyway, I found this bitch very nice lady who just happened to be an awesome dentist in town. Some dude referred her. She took care of my problem like it was toy to her. I went there at 3pm and she started off by cleaning and polishing my smiling teeth. She said it’ll boost my sex love life. Then she told me to get an x-ray and come back at 8, so I did. But there was about 3 hours left in between by the time I finished so I went to the theater and watched the Chronicles of Narnia - the Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe. OK I admit this is lame but do you get where I’m going with this? If not you better find some other blog to read or get an upgrade for your IQ. Anyway my gum is bleeding now and I’ve been chewing sucking ice the whole evening. I wish I could suck something else though. Well I’m ready to crash now but I’m starting to notice the pain. I guess I better take my damn dope prescribed pain killers.
Later people…
*It’s actually a preventive measure.
December 15th, 2005 at 12:56am
I don’t get the Narnia connection you Muppet. But then my IQ is only 117, I guess you were talking more like 130 or 145ish. I’ll find another blog to read then, if you don’t want idiots reading your dribble
Hope you feel better soon bro. Suck Aspirin
December 15th, 2005 at 5:13am
It took me a second to figure it out, but it’s hilarious. Hope it doesn’t hurt too bad.
December 15th, 2005 at 9:38am
Lee, you’re excused, you can stick around with your lowly 117 IQ any day you like!
jmweirick, glad someone understands my sarcasm!
December 16th, 2005 at 1:46am
i think i m with Lee on this one.. -_-” or at least rephrase ur typing skills and write according to the low IQ level please
December 16th, 2005 at 2:48am
Hey Jess, glad I’m not the only one scratching my head here. I think I’m getting where he’s coming from, but then i’m not , but then i am… Anyway, btw your site is messed up. I tried to leave a comment and I get Variable missing errors and database not found etc…
December 16th, 2005 at 1:52pm
Scratch away jess and Lee, it’ll improve your IQ overtime!!
December 17th, 2005 at 1:34am
really?? i have no idea.. i will try and see…but i dunno what is wrong.. hehehe.. can u help me on what to see??
JerM:
i hope so..but not after i just finished my finals.. T_T
December 17th, 2005 at 6:34pm
Jess - view it in Internet Explorer, the menus in the sidebar are way off and i can’t send comments. keep getting database error
December 19th, 2005 at 6:19pm
know what would make your sex life better? two tongues. *licky*