
Last night was probably one of the better nights of this year, even though my ass did hurt a bit. I finally got to watch ROTK after over a year of waiting and failing to get tickets the other night. I got a front seater so it sucked a little but I didn’t care, couldn’t've waited another day. Anyway, my 2cents:
- It was a damn great movie, I could say the greatest I’ve seen all my life. It actually lived up expectations very well (unlike Revolutions).
- The elves have a very beautiful, soothing language. I could listen to more elvish talk, and maybe an elvish love scene between Arwen and Aragorn.
- The White Wizard could’ve (should’ve) used his powers more. If he could beam off the Nazguls when Faramir was falling back to Minis Tirith, then why didn’t he beam them off in the war? A wizard fighting with his stick and a sword looks a bit ridiculous. It would’ve been so easy for him to cast a spell and blast all the orcs in his perimeter.
- Legolas was outstanding, especially when he climbed the Mamooth and took down the fleet. No wonder all the girls are crazy over him.
- Theodon’s dying scene reminds me of Trinity’s, except that his is a lot better and Trinity’s like 1000% longer and more boring.
- Arwen (Liv Tyler) makes me want to have an elven wife (before I wanted to have a Korean wife).
- Poor Eowyn, that must’ve hurt; but if it wasn’t for that she probably wouldn’t have been able to take down the Nazgul. You go girl! If you don’t get Aragorn you can have me! ;p
- The hobits are just as weak as humans. If it weren’t for Gollum attacking Frodo, we would be back right at the start all over again.
- So where is Agent Smith taking Bilbo, Gandalf and Frodo? Hehehe…
That concludes my thoughts for the movie. If I come up with more stupid reviews I’ll be sure to edit this post!




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Don’t be dissin’ my Matrix, boy!
Haha your Matrix?! The 1st one’s totally mine dude.. but you can have the 2nd n 3rd one cuz they sucked!! ;p