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I pimped my baby once and now she’s gone

2005.10.31.23.45 · 9 comments

Acer Aspire 3002LCi Bye-bye

I never liked whores but when I got a chance to pimp my baby I didn’t think twice about how I’ll face my regret. I sold her for $675 ($45 profit) to Cin and I’m again without any means of mobile office and communication.

These are some speculations on why I let her go:

  • She wasn’t so great in bed
  • She kept making me coffee (going against my detox)
  • She was beautiful but she wasn’t THAT beautiful (I cheated on her and she got mad)
  • She needed better memory (kept forgetting shit)
  • I went bankrupt :cry:
  • I exchanged her soul for a piece of bread

I always knew she was too good to be true. I paid my price, and I’m sleeping solo again. If you can think of any other reasons why she left me please drop a comment.

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ExtremeLee November 1, 2005 at 12:01am

You sold it to get cash for coffee didn’t you?

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jess November 1, 2005 at 4:08am

so sorry to hear that… but hey i like the chair :grin:

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JErm November 1, 2005 at 8:54am

Lee » Hush man, I said I’ll tell you later! :cool:

jess » Like the chair? It’s from Boromeus. I sat there in the lounge waiting for D the other day.

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jess November 1, 2005 at 9:58am

D? diyan? :?: since it’s from a hospital then nevermind..dun really like it.. :razz: how r u?

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JErm November 1, 2005 at 10:21am

jess » Yeah. I’m good sayang. Miss you! :oops:

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transience November 1, 2005 at 8:23pm

time for a new breed of whore then.

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James November 1, 2005 at 9:47pm

Your poor baby, at least you made some profit off her :wink:

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jess November 2, 2005 at 4:21am

u did?? :???: :idea: well well.. let’s see if i can see u 1 more time before i headed to the big world.. :P joke.. i might visit next year before i start working from one country to another country..hehehe so we shud hangout aight :P :oops:

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Alex November 9, 2005 at 3:48am

What kind of NERD shit?!?!

this is exactly the type of reckless geekiness I DON’T wanna see on our future ventures… :idea:

:lol:

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