Flight Check Number One

I was having a stupid argument with my girlfriend about something really stupid and it escalated into a major mind crusher. Next thing I know we were screaming at each other off the top of our lungs and I ran out to the balcony and jumped and flipped over to the other site (where there’s a piece of tiny roof holding my weight) and I was dangling on the pole or whatever with one arm. She chased after me and she was crying gosh she was sooooo beautiful I couldn’t bear the thought of leaving her or being a cripple for the rest of my life so I climbed back in. I’m not really sure what happened but all those talk about inner demons are probably finally proving their existence. She was shaking and crying pretty bad when I got back in and I felt like I was phase-shifting from death to life. It was kinda freaky especially that it didn’t hit me that I could really have died until I walked back inside the apartment. 36 floors.. that would have done some damage. I guess humans can’t fly, but then again my humaness is questionable.