Dumbasses

Why are the locals here so damn stupid? They don’t drive right, they don’t talk right, hell they don’t even walk right, and they look at you funny when they’re the ones looking funny. On the streets they cut you off probably thinking that they’re being nice by filling the gap in front of you. You go to a restaurant and find a strand of hair or a cockroach in your meal and complain, they take your dish to the back, remove the hair or cockroach and serve it back to you, maybe with spit added for making them do a double trip to the kitchen. You go to the doctor and start telling him/her the symptoms of your bodily illness and they stop you in the middle of your sentence and say, here’s your med, come back in a week if you don’t get better — no diagnosis, no touching your chest, nada! What the hell are they, alien physicists?!! Then you talk to a friend about a movie and they go, it was a boring movie, too much talking — and some of them say this to great movies like the LOTR trilogy and Fight Club — go see a mute Charlie Chaplin movie you freaks!! When you go home you find your favorite white t-shirt pink cuz your maid washed it together with your mom’s red dress. You go to the computer mall and ask how much a USB wifi card costs and they go, euw ass what??! Idiotas!!