About
Contact
Archives

Da Chronicles of Jeremiah – Zion, Da Bitch ‘n Da Damn Dope

2005.12.15.00.40 · 9 comments

I lost my wisdom today, or found it. Somebody help me figure this out. Assuming that I’m a full grown adult I’m supposed to have 32 teeth. Well, two of them only come out at full moon, so I’m down to 30. For 28 or so days of the month this condition affects my chewing negatively, so I decided to have my upper wisdom teeth removed*. That’s where little demons food remnants hide anyway. I thought I’d better take care of this before I hit Zion KL. Anyway, I found this bitch very nice lady who just happened to be an awesome dentist in town. Some dude referred her. She took care of my problem like it was toy to her. I went there at 3pm and she started off by cleaning and polishing my smiling teeth. She said it’ll boost my sex love life. Then she told me to get an x-ray and come back at 8, so I did. But there was about 3 hours left in between by the time I finished so I went to the theater and watched the Chronicles of Narnia – the Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe. OK I admit this is lame but do you get where I’m going with this? If not you better find some other blog to read or get an upgrade for your IQ. Anyway my gum is bleeding now and I’ve been chewing sucking ice the whole evening. I wish I could suck something else though. Well I’m ready to crash now but I’m starting to notice the pain. I guess I better take my damn dope prescribed pain killers.

Later people…

*It’s actually a preventive measure.

{ 9 comments… read them below or add one }

ExtremeLee December 15, 2005 at 12:56am

I don’t get the Narnia connection you Muppet. But then my IQ is only 117, I guess you were talking more like 130 or 145ish. I’ll find another blog to read then, if you don’t want idiots reading your dribble :)

Hope you feel better soon bro. Suck Aspirin ;)

Reply

jmweirick December 15, 2005 at 5:13am

It took me a second to figure it out, but it’s hilarious. Hope it doesn’t hurt too bad.

Reply

JErm December 15, 2005 at 9:38am

Lee, you’re excused, you can stick around with your lowly 117 IQ any day you like! :-P

jmweirick, glad someone understands my sarcasm! ;)

Reply

jess December 16, 2005 at 1:46am

i think i m with Lee on this one.. -_-” or at least rephrase ur typing skills and write according to the low IQ level please :oops:

Reply

ExtremeLee December 16, 2005 at 2:48am

Hey Jess, glad I’m not the only one scratching my head here. I think I’m getting where he’s coming from, but then i’m not , but then i am… Anyway, btw your site is messed up. I tried to leave a comment and I get Variable missing errors and database not found etc… :|

Reply

JErm December 16, 2005 at 1:52pm

Scratch away jess and Lee, it’ll improve your IQ overtime!! :-P

Reply

jess December 17, 2005 at 1:34am

really?? i have no idea.. i will try and see…but i dunno what is wrong.. hehehe.. can u help me on what to see??

JerM: :twisted: i hope so..but not after i just finished my finals.. T_T

Reply

ExtremeLee December 17, 2005 at 6:34pm

Jess – view it in Internet Explorer, the menus in the sidebar are way off and i can’t send comments. keep getting database error :(

Reply

mussolini December 19, 2005 at 6:19pm

know what would make your sex life better? two tongues. *licky*

Reply

Leave a Comment